Words I'd Like to Never Hear Again on Paranormal Shows

I've been watching the old standards in Ghost Hunting shows like GhostHunters and Ghost Adventures.  I like Celebrity Ghost Stories and have watched some of the newer shows like My Ghost Story and Hauntings on animal planet channel.  Some are watchable, some like Paranormal Witness are abysmal and unwatchable.  No matter what show, but especially the newer ones where psychics or paranormal groups have been consulted, there seems to be an increasing use of 3 words I hate to hear: Vortex, Portal, and Orbs!!! While I obviously believe in ghosts and hauntings I do not believe that there are vortexes where energy flows in like a whirlpool from another dimension or "beyond". Neither are there portals: tunnel like pathways for spirits to enter and leave at  will to a specific site.  And orbs - don't even suggest that they are not due to slow speed night digital cameras creating "orbs" out of dust, insects and sometimes nothing at all but a miscommunication to a digital processor!